Yawn…

At times, just a glance at the headline is enough to safely conclude that the article has absolutely no relevant information and must be ignored.

• Ramdev gives clean chit to Narendra Modi on corruption – So, who died and made Ramdev the queen??
• Anna to start fast-unto-death from today – Don't get my hopes up! Will somebody please get rid of this silly old buffoon!?
• Hours before London Olympics, Team India breathing fire over shoddy kits – To be expected. Nothing new.