STOP!

French artist turns chicken for three-week egg hatching

He will live inside a glass vivarium until his charges hatch, watched by visitors to the Palais de Tokyo museum in Paris.

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French artist Abraham Poincheval entombs himself in boulder

He will become the "beating heart" of the 12-tonne boulder, he says - discovering how that perspective warps time and space.

Poincheval is conducting his experiment at Paris's Palais de Tokyo gallery.

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French artist starts fortnight inside bear

A French artist has begun an artistic performance that will see him spend 13 days living inside a hollowed-out bear.

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Stop terming this crap as ‘Performance’ and if this is all that Poincheval is going to do then please stop calling this cunt an ‘Artist’.